Metaphoric to my life.

Marc. 21. In love. Vancouver. Father. Hockey Fan. Movie Buff. Over opinionated. Sarcastic. Handsome. Superb sense of humor. Superiority complex. Gamer. Reader. Writer. etc.

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awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

I think we all need this right now.

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mahlibombing:

Alter Egos

Illustrated by Coran “Kizer” Stone

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kaajoo:

World’s Most Beautiful Abandoned Places

Italian product manager and web designer Francesco Mugnai recently added a collection of images to his blog touting some of the most beautiful images of abandoned spots and modern ruins that he’d ever seen. The images Mugnai has captured come from empty castles, shuttered power plants, and dilapidated churches around the world. From a sunken yacht in Antarctica to a forever-closed amusement park in Japan, these images all make up a sort of anti-phoenix; rather than rising as new from the ashes, these husks remain preserved in decomposition, forcing viewers to confront the strange beauty of ruination.

Welcome to my thing: Whole lot of bullshit activists on this website.

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spitfucks:

bronanthegnarbarian:

In the Tumblr world: cops go around blasting at black people just cos they’re black. 

In the Tumblr world: all men are bad people and the white ones are extra evil.

In the Tumblr world: no woman has ever falsely claimed rape just to be spiteful.

In the Tumblr world: those who “fight for unity” are the first to brand you with a label and lump you in with the other people they consider to be shit. Unity these nuts.

In the Tumblr world: clicking “reblog” makes you a fucking freedom fighting hero of the people.

In the Tumblr world: you must care about your fellow man. No, wait! Why does it have to be “fellow man?” Why can’t it be “fellow woman?” or “fellow transman?” or “fellow transwoman?” or “fellow trans fats?” or “fellow Transformers?” What about Transylvanians?!

In the Tumblr world: you have to at least pretend to give a fuck about people’s feelings.

NOOOOO! I don’t give a fuck about any of this fucking bullshit that didn’t exist until tumblr was created. I don’t give a fuck about slut shaming. I don’t give a fuck about homosexual issues. Or transsexual issues or transgender issues or bullying or these fucking faggots who think that someone is committing a crime by offending them.  Fuck you and fuck your feelings. A bunch of hypocrite cunts who talk shit about people, until they log on to tumblr and portray the innocent angel. You don’t have a cause. Activism might as well be just another fucking “fandom” for you.

This is the end of me talking about this type of shit because all it ever gets me is a bunch of irrational douchebags calling me a racist, a rapist, a homophobe, a transphobe and a slut shamer.

I’m not a “slut shamer”. I’m a fraud shamer. Shame on all of these overly sensitive pieces of shit.

OH NO! I said “pieces of shit” I better go apologize to a turd. They don’t like to be called “pieces of shit”. They prefer Fecal Americans.

Fuck outta here.

you are a fucking god.

I couldn’t agree more. As much as I enjoy that at least some of the new generation has taken an interest in actual causes and equality, there is way to many internet freedom fighting, hypocritical, douche bags who are so quick to judge, insult, and shame anyone who doesn’t believe what they believe. Suck a dick.

WHY WON’T ANYONE PLAY DOTA 2 WITH ME :(

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youaremy-ocean:

wow 

Holy shit.

I’m in love with this

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z0mbie-pirate:

planetaryprincess:

“WHO THE HELL SKIPS BILLIE JEAN?!”

Bruno Mars is actually really good at imitating Michael Jackson

Omg

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